The Elephant's Secret
(That Only the Goat Knows)
99% Wouldn't Dare to Look at What the Goat Saw
Surely you don't either
(P.S. You Don't Have What It Takes)
If this seems arrogant, see for yourself
You're a goat and you'll stay one, but at least you'll know the truth now.
Give me your email and you'll see for yourself.